Dangerous Words Women Use!

Nine dangerous words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a ncan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Justsay you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What'swrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.